{"id":177031,"date":"2020-01-16T19:54:00","date_gmt":"2020-01-17T00:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/01\/16\/i-feel-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-as-if-dozens-of-ammosexuals-suddenly-cried-out-in-butt-hurt-and-were-suddenly-silenced\/"},"modified":"2020-01-16T19:54:00","modified_gmt":"2020-01-17T00:54:00","slug":"i-feel-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-as-if-dozens-of-ammosexuals-suddenly-cried-out-in-butt-hurt-and-were-suddenly-silenced","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/01\/16\/i-feel-a-great-disturbance-in-the-force-as-if-dozens-of-ammosexuals-suddenly-cried-out-in-butt-hurt-and-were-suddenly-silenced\/","title":{"rendered":"I Feel a Great Disturbance in the Force, as If Dozens of Ammosexuals Suddenly Cried out in Butt Hurt, and Were Suddenly Silenced"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>The Ammosexual community has been planning a massive (probably not so massive) demonstration at the Virginia state capitol.<\/div>\n<p>In response to what Governor Northam calls, &#8220;Credible Intelligence,&#8221; of violence at the rally,&nbsp; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/local\/virginia-politics\/gun-rights-group-files-challenge-to-northams-ban-on-guns-outside-va-capitol-judge-to-rule-quickly\/2020\/01\/16\/7ec8a764-388d-11ea-bb7b-265f4554af6d_story.html\">guns will be banned at the demonstration<\/a>: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">A Circuit Court judge upheld Gov. Ralph Northam\u2019s temporary ban on firearms in Capitol Square ahead of Monday\u2019s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/local\/virginia-politics\/prospect-of-gun-control-in-virginia-draws-threats-promise-of-armed-protest\/2020\/01\/05\/7e9b230c-2e38-11ea-bcd4-24597950008f_story.html\">gun rights rally<\/a>, which is expected to draw thousands of armed activists from across the country. <\/p>\n<p>From Friday night until Tuesday, weapons of any kind will be prohibited on the grounds of the Capitol under a state of emergency. Northam (D) said the precaution was necessary because of \u201ccredible intelligence\u201d that militias and gun rights advocates are threatening violence at the rally.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThis is the right decision,\u201d Northam said in a statement about Richmond Chief Judge Joi Jeter Taylor\u2019s ruling Thursday afternoon. \u201cThese threats are real \u2014 as evidenced by reports of neo-Nazis arrested this morning after discussing plans to head to Richmond with firearms.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Gun rights groups filed an appeal to the Virginia Supreme Court on Thursday evening.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Awww, they&#8217;ll have to leave their manhood at home, the poor babies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Ammosexual community has been planning a massive (probably not so massive) demonstration at the Virginia state capitol. In response to what Governor Northam calls, &#8220;Credible Intelligence,&#8221; of violence at the rally,&nbsp; guns will be banned at the demonstration: A Circuit Court judge upheld Gov. Ralph Northam\u2019s temporary ban on firearms in Capitol Square ahead &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[531,374,590,486],"class_list":["post-177031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-gun-laws","tag-politics","tag-protests","tag-schadenfreude"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177031"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177031\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}