{"id":177074,"date":"2020-01-05T21:41:00","date_gmt":"2020-01-06T02:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/01\/05\/worst-impression-of-oj-simpson-ever\/"},"modified":"2020-01-05T21:41:00","modified_gmt":"2020-01-06T02:41:00","slug":"worst-impression-of-oj-simpson-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2020\/01\/05\/worst-impression-of-oj-simpson-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst Impression of OJ Simpson Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; margin: 0px 10px; padding:5px; width: 330px; float: right; text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"320\" height=\"180\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Lo0MIUrrNpc\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p>No, not <b>THAT<\/b> one, the other one.<\/p>\n<p>I got home to Baltimore, but almost missed the flight from Memphis.<\/p>\n<p>I had to run through the terminal in an imitation of OJ Simpson&#8217;s Hertz commercial from the 1970s.<\/p>\n<p>Trust me, this nonathletic, poorly coordinated, and chubby Jew did not fly over anything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, not THAT one, the other one. I got home to Baltimore, but almost missed the flight from Memphis. I had to run through the terminal in an imitation of OJ Simpson&#8217;s Hertz commercial from the 1970s. Trust me, this nonathletic, poorly coordinated, and chubby Jew did not fly over anything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[422,471,401],"class_list":["post-177074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-family","tag-transportation","tag-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177074"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177074"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177074\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}