{"id":177131,"date":"2019-12-16T19:57:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-17T00:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/12\/16\/and-the-award-for-best-example-of-a-resignation-notice-goes-to\/"},"modified":"2019-12-16T19:57:00","modified_gmt":"2019-12-17T00:57:00","slug":"and-the-award-for-best-example-of-a-resignation-notice-goes-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/12\/16\/and-the-award-for-best-example-of-a-resignation-notice-goes-to\/","title":{"rendered":"And the Award for Best Example of a Resignation Notice Goes To\u2026\u2026\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Kira Zylstra, interim director of the Seattle homeless agency All Home, who <a href=\"https:\/\/www.seattletimes.com\/seattle-news\/homeless\/after-dancer-strips-at-seattle-conference-on-homelessness-agency-director-suspended\/\">hired a stripper to dance at a Seattle homeless conference<\/a>.<\/div>\n<p>Because I am an optimist, I am inclined to think that, upon learning about plans for Seattle and surrounding communities to replace All Home with some new agency, Ms. Zylstra intended this as a massive f%$# you who the people who were shutting down her agency, though it is possible that this was just some sort of spectacularly &#8220;<b><span style=\"font-size: 100%; font-variant: small-caps;\">Woke<\/span><\/b>&#8221; cluelessness.<\/p>\n<p>I am firmly on the side of this being an deliberate act, because I am an optimist:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">The director of King County\u2019s coordinating agency for homelessness is on paid leave following a dancer\u2019s strip show at the agency\u2019s annual conference on Monday. <\/p>\n<p>Performer Beyonc\u00e9 Black St. James danced topless in a sheer bodysuit, gave lap dances and kissed attendees, according to a staffer at a local housing nonprofit who attended the conference in South Seattle. <\/p>\n<p>Kira Zylstra, organizer of the conference at South Seattle College, has been placed on leave as of Thursday, according to Denise Rothleutner, chief of staff for the King County Department of Community and Human Services. <\/span>&nbsp;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Zylstra has led All Home, King County\u2019s coordinating agency homeless services, since January 2018. <b><span style=\"font-size: 100%; font-variant: small-caps;\">But her job could soon become obsolete as Seattle and King County prepare to replace All Home, which has been criticized as weak and ineffective<\/span><\/b>, with a new <a href=\"https:\/\/www.seattletimes.com\/seattle-news\/homeless\/despite-some-dissent-king-county-council-votes-to-create-a-regional-homelessness-authority\/\">regional authority on homelessness<\/a>. Zylstra was paid about $123,000 a year, according to a county spokesperson. <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(<i>emphasis mine)<\/i><\/p>\n<p>You do understand why I think that this might be a &#8220;F%$# You&#8221; to the powers that be in and around Seattle, because one way or the other, she is likely to soon be out of a job.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">The performance was in the same room as a catered lunch at <a href=\"http:\/\/allhomekc.org\/calendar\/all-home-annual-conference-decolonizing-our-collective-work\/\">All Home\u2019s annual conference<\/a>, this year at South Seattle College with the theme of \u201cDecolonizing our Collective Work.\u201d<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">In a short video, St. James, a Spokane-based entertainer who identifies as a trans woman on her Facebook page, can be seen doing high kicks in a revealing bodysuit and with silver pasties.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>In any case, this is profoundly weird.<\/p>\n<p>H\/t Bear who swims.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kira Zylstra, interim director of the Seattle homeless agency All Home, who hired a stripper to dance at a Seattle homeless conference. Because I am an optimist, I am inclined to think that, upon learning about plans for Seattle and surrounding communities to replace All Home with some new agency, Ms. Zylstra intended this as &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[599,450,448,421],"class_list":["post-177131","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-charity","tag-employment","tag-sex","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177131"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}