{"id":177292,"date":"2019-10-30T11:28:00","date_gmt":"2019-10-30T16:28:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/10\/30\/1%e2%81%844-century\/"},"modified":"2019-10-30T11:28:00","modified_gmt":"2019-10-30T16:28:00","slug":"1%e2%81%844-century","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/10\/30\/1%e2%81%844-century\/","title":{"rendered":"1\u20444 Century"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On November 30, 1994, I married Sharon Rachel May, now Sharon Rachel Saroff.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s our 25<sup>th<\/sup> wedding anniversary. <\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately for the single women of the world, I am still unavailable.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately for me, Sharon<sup>*<\/sup> has not (yet anyway) murdered me.<\/p>\n<p>Lord knows that she has ample (no jury in the world would convict her) justification.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s to women with exquisitely poor taste in men.&nbsp; It&#8217;s how Saroffs find mates, I guess. <\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: 78%;\">Love of my life, light of the cosmos, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;\">she who must be obeyed<\/span>, my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On November 30, 1994, I married Sharon Rachel May, now Sharon Rachel Saroff. It&#8217;s our 25th wedding anniversary. Unfortunately for the single women of the world, I am still unavailable. Fortunately for me, Sharon* has not (yet anyway) murdered me. Lord knows that she has ample (no jury in the world would convict her) justification. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[422,389],"class_list":["post-177292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-family","tag-history"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177292"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}