{"id":177340,"date":"2019-10-16T18:17:00","date_gmt":"2019-10-16T23:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/10\/16\/americas-finest-news-source-9\/"},"modified":"2019-10-16T18:17:00","modified_gmt":"2019-10-16T23:17:00","slug":"americas-finest-news-source-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/10\/16\/americas-finest-news-source-9\/","title":{"rendered":"America&#8217;s Finest News Source"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/politics.theonion.com\/democrats-launch-new-listen-up-hayseeds-campaign-to-1837812745\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 120%; font-variant: small-caps;\">Democrats Launch New \u2018Listen Up, Hayseeds\u2019 Campaign To Connect With Rural Voters<\/span><\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Unveiling the new nationwide messaging strategy after six months of planning and research, the Democratic Party launched its \u201cListen Up, Hayseeds\u201d campaign Monday to win over rural voters. \u201cHey, you redneck simpletons, put down your whittling sticks, drag yourself away from the Cracker Barrel, and let us tell you how it is,\u201d said a team of Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer on the debut commercial, part of a widespread advertising blitz that will be played at NASCAR races and monster truck rallies across the country. <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Nostradamus has nothing on <i>The Onion<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Democrats Launch New \u2018Listen Up, Hayseeds\u2019 Campaign To Connect With Rural VotersUnveiling the new nationwide messaging strategy after six months of planning and research, the Democratic Party launched its \u201cListen Up, Hayseeds\u201d campaign Monday to win over rural voters. \u201cHey, you redneck simpletons, put down your whittling sticks, drag yourself away from the Cracker Barrel, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[464,374,390],"class_list":["post-177340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-good-writing","tag-politics","tag-snark"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177340"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}