{"id":177444,"date":"2019-09-19T18:54:00","date_gmt":"2019-09-19T23:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/09\/19\/and-then-her-cat-killed-him\/"},"modified":"2019-09-19T18:54:00","modified_gmt":"2019-09-19T23:54:00","slug":"and-then-her-cat-killed-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/09\/19\/and-then-her-cat-killed-him\/","title":{"rendered":"And then Her Cat Killed Him"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote data- lang=\"en\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/imgur.com\/a\/cnDiHeJ\">hope you survive bro.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I have made a number of bad decisions in my life, but giving my girl friend&#8217;s cat a Godzilla haircut is not one of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hope you survive bro. I have made a number of bad decisions in my life, but giving my girl friend&#8217;s cat a Godzilla haircut is not one of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[364,498,574,418],"class_list":["post-177444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-evil","tag-fashion","tag-pets","tag-photographs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177444"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}