{"id":177493,"date":"2019-09-05T19:34:00","date_gmt":"2019-09-06T00:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/09\/05\/ivankas-two-cones-of-shame\/"},"modified":"2019-09-05T19:34:00","modified_gmt":"2019-09-06T00:34:00","slug":"ivankas-two-cones-of-shame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/09\/05\/ivankas-two-cones-of-shame\/","title":{"rendered":"Ivanka&#8217;s Two Cones of Shame"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 330px;\">\n<blockquote data-lang=\"en\">\n<div dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Ivanka is such a disgrace she has to wear TWO cones of shame. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ug3SnJcoPN\">pic.twitter.com\/ug3SnJcoPN<\/a><\/div>\n<p>\u2014 The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OhNoSheTwitnt\/status\/1169188109868777473?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 4, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><i>It&#8217;s an &#8220;Up&#8221; Reference<\/i><\/div>\n<p>Ivanka Trump went to Columbia and <a href=\"https:\/\/crooksandliars.com\/2019\/09\/ivankas-big-fashion-statement-goes-awry\">had a wardrobe malfunction caused by the forces of nature<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>This warning should be taken seriously:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">Ivanka wanted to wear something that would show off her toned biceps and shoulders. The wind had other ideas. <\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.net-a-porter.com\/us\/en\/product\/1180712\/Johanna_Ortiz\/follow-the-drums-ruffled-embellished-cotton-blend-midi-dress?cm_mmc=LinkshareUK-_-TnL5HPStwNw-_-Custom-_-LinkBuilder&amp;siteID=TnL5HPStwNw-wOT4lsBqklzjOlBka6X4zg&amp;Skimlinks.com=Skimlinks.com&amp;dclid=CObu9sDPt-QCFYiWyAodwY0DTQ\">$1650 dress<\/a>, by the way.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The elements are conspiring against you.<\/p>\n<p>Time to go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ivanka is such a disgrace she has to wear TWO cones of shame. pic.twitter.com\/ug3SnJcoPN \u2014 The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 4, 2019 It&#8217;s an &#8220;Up&#8221; Reference Ivanka Trump went to Columbia and had a wardrobe malfunction caused by the forces of nature. This warning should be taken seriously: Ivanka wanted to wear something that would &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[364,588,498,486,596],"class_list":["post-177493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-evil","tag-fail","tag-fashion","tag-schadenfreude","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177493"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177493"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177493\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}