{"id":177501,"date":"2019-09-04T07:19:00","date_gmt":"2019-09-04T12:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/09\/04\/ill-never-know-what-normal-families-do-in-the-morning\/"},"modified":"2019-09-04T07:19:00","modified_gmt":"2019-09-04T12:19:00","slug":"ill-never-know-what-normal-families-do-in-the-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/09\/04\/ill-never-know-what-normal-families-do-in-the-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll Never Know What Normal Families Do in the Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 330px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-liILGkM9cCw\/XW_VDPVwMjI\/AAAAAAAABqg\/bNcv858vem8gyw-RsB4Jjl6Az2F0f3WggCK4BGAYYCw\/s1600\/1567600343750-723986.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" bordercolor=\"white\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-liILGkM9cCw\/XW_VDPVwMjI\/AAAAAAAABqg\/bNcv858vem8gyw-RsB4Jjl6Az2F0f3WggCK4BGAYYCw\/s1600\/1567600343750-723986.jpg\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><br \/><i>Monsieur Mustache is the One on the Left<\/i><\/div>\n<p>I am giving Nat a ride to school today, and Nat is bringing a sock puppet to school for an audition today. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a mustachioed existentialist French sock puppet. (It&#8217;s probably also an absurdist playwright and a chain smoker, but I forgot to ask)<\/p>\n<p>I wonder what a normal families morning is like, because having a chat with an irascible French existentialist sock puppet is probably at least 2 sigma from the mean. <\/p>\n<p>I am not sure if this is a parenting success, or a parenting failure.. <\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-small;\">Posted via mobile<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Monsieur Mustache is the One on the Left I am giving Nat a ride to school today, and Nat is bringing a sock puppet to school for an audition today. It&#8217;s a mustachioed existentialist French sock puppet. (It&#8217;s probably also an absurdist playwright and a chain smoker, but I forgot to ask) I wonder what &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[397,422,418,645],"class_list":["post-177501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-education","tag-family","tag-photographs","tag-theater"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177501"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177501"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177501\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}