{"id":177621,"date":"2019-07-31T19:33:00","date_gmt":"2019-08-01T00:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/07\/31\/kamala-yuo-been-memed\/"},"modified":"2019-07-31T19:33:00","modified_gmt":"2019-08-01T00:33:00","slug":"kamala-yuo-been-memed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/07\/31\/kamala-yuo-been-memed\/","title":{"rendered":"Kamala, Yuo Been Memed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In response to Kamala Harris&#8217;s absurd proposal for college loan forgiveness, which provided for (only) $20,000.00 in loan forgiveness and required:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>That you be a Pell grant recipient.<\/li>\n<li>Start a business in a disadvantaged community.<\/li>\n<li>Run it for 3 years.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>There might be 3 people in the United States who would actually qualify for this grant.<\/p>\n<p>It might be 6 if you count the well-off parents who are <a href=\"http:\/\/40yrs.blogspot.com\/2019\/07\/our-broken-higher-education-system.html\">pulling the guardian scam to snag undeserved financial aid for their kids<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>In response, someone has written the <a href=\"https:\/\/perchance.org\/pgk4gv0c6p\">Oddly Specific Kamala Harris Policy Generator<\/a>, where you press a button, and get a randomly generated policy, like the following:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I&#8217;ll establish a basic income program for Atheists who open a spy agency that operates for 12 weeks in Comet Ping-Pong.<br \/>\u2026\u2026\u2026<br \/>Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I&#8217;ll establish a high speed rail program for African-Americans who open a fire dept. that operates for 8 days in communities of color.<br \/>\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\">Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I&#8217;ll establish a military expansion program for firefighters who open a bungee jump that operates for 19 weeks in the Google App Store.<br \/>\u2026\u2026\u2026<br \/>Yesterday, I announced that, as president, I&#8217;ll establish a tort reform program for Tea Party voters who open a buffet that operates for 10 days in their local tourist trap.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I am amused.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In response to Kamala Harris&#8217;s absurd proposal for college loan forgiveness, which provided for (only) $20,000.00 in loan forgiveness and required: That you be a Pell grant recipient. Start a business in a disadvantaged community. Run it for 3 years. There might be 3 people in the United States who would actually qualify for this &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[367,405,390],"class_list":["post-177621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-internet","tag-presidential-campaign","tag-snark"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177621"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}