{"id":177631,"date":"2019-07-29T20:58:00","date_gmt":"2019-07-30T01:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/07\/29\/they-need-to-add-frickin-laser-beams-attached-to-their-heads\/"},"modified":"2019-07-29T20:58:00","modified_gmt":"2019-07-30T01:58:00","slug":"they-need-to-add-frickin-laser-beams-attached-to-their-heads","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/07\/29\/they-need-to-add-frickin-laser-beams-attached-to-their-heads\/","title":{"rendered":"They Need to Add Frickin&#8217; Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 330px;\">\n<blockquote>\n<div dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Thread: 1) During a military expo in Beijing, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/China?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#China<\/a> has unveiled Shark-styled underwater drones designed to carry out reconnaissance missions. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/xDioOyQo3B\">pic.twitter.com\/xDioOyQo3B<\/a><\/div>\n<p>\u2014 IndoPacific_SCS_Info (@IndoPac_Info) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/IndoPac_Info\/status\/1155511730195197953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 28, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p>China has created an underwater that looks like a shark.<\/p>\n<p>I am sure that I am not the only one who&#8217;s initial response was to think of the movie, <br \/><i><a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0118655\/\">Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery<\/a><\/i>?<\/p>\n<p>Because I cannot look at that shark drone, and not think that this something out of a parody of the James Bond films.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I always thought that they missed a joke with the Sea Bass:&nbsp; At the time that Dr. Evil went into the deep freeze, there was no such thing as a Sea Bass, they were known as Patagonian Toothfish.<\/p>\n<p>Just saying, &#8220;Patagonian Toothfish,&#8221; is funny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thread: 1) During a military expo in Beijing, #China has unveiled Shark-styled underwater drones designed to carry out reconnaissance missions. pic.twitter.com\/xDioOyQo3B \u2014 IndoPacific_SCS_Info (@IndoPac_Info) July 28, 2019 China has created an underwater that looks like a shark. I am sure that I am not the only one who&#8217;s initial response was to think of the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[497,386,379,445,382,421],"class_list":["post-177631","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-cinema","tag-humor","tag-military","tag-naval","tag-technology","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177631"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177631"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177631\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177631"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177631"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177631"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}