{"id":177810,"date":"2019-06-03T19:09:00","date_gmt":"2019-06-04T00:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/06\/03\/i-drink-your-milkshake\/"},"modified":"2019-06-03T19:09:00","modified_gmt":"2019-06-04T00:09:00","slug":"i-drink-your-milkshake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/06\/03\/i-drink-your-milkshake\/","title":{"rendered":"I Drink Your Milkshake"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Matt Gaetz got milkshaked in Pensacola pic.twitter.com\/yqz3bPgjw5<\/a><\/div>\n

\u2014 jordan (@JordanUhl) June 1, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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She is thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis in this Mug Shot<\/i><\/div>\n

Milkshaking, protesting by tossing dairy beverages at racists, appears to have moved from the UK to the United States.<\/p>\n

Representative Matt Gaetz just got milkshaked<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I do not support milkshaking. I think that is unAmerican.<\/p>\n

In the United States, we favor “2nd<\/sup> amendment solutions”, so put down the milkshake, and pick up the gun:<\/p>\n

A newly minted British tradition\u2014throwing milkshakes at idiot conservatives<\/a>\u2014has arrived on the shores of the New World at last. That\u2019s right: milkshaking<\/a> has come to the good old US of A.<\/span>

<\/span> The target of said milkshake attack, which conservatives are already bemoaning as a sign of the end of civilization<\/a>, was Rep. Matt Gaetz, who was pelted with a shake in his Florida district on Saturday, according to WKRG<\/a>. Don\u2019t worry, there\u2019s video. <\/span><\/p>\n

At the time of the milkshake attack, Gaetz was leaving a town hall in Pensacola, FL. As he walked outside, the Congressman was surrounded by protestors. Then one of them absolutely nailed him with a milkshake. <\/p>\n

Police arrested Amanda L. Kondrat\u2019yev, a 25-year-old protester who allegedly threw the milkshake, and charged her with battery. Her mugshot<\/a> is pretty good.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I am amused, and I can think of no target more deserving in the House of Representatives:  Gaetz is currently under investigation by the Florida bar for witness tampering by threatening Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Matt Gaetz got milkshaked in Pensacola pic.twitter.com\/yqz3bPgjw5 \u2014 jordan (@JordanUhl) June 1, 2019 She is thinking of Daniel Day-Lewis in this Mug Shot Milkshaking, protesting by tossing dairy beverages at racists, appears to have moved from the UK to the United States. Representative Matt Gaetz just got milkshaked. I do not support milkshaking. I think …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[447,371,476,374,590,486],"class_list":["post-177810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-congress","tag-europe","tag-food","tag-politics","tag-protests","tag-schadenfreude"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177810"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=177810"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/177810\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=177810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=177810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=177810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}