{"id":178022,"date":"2019-03-28T19:10:00","date_gmt":"2019-03-29T00:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/03\/28\/i-cant-even-5\/"},"modified":"2019-03-28T19:10:00","modified_gmt":"2019-03-29T00:10:00","slug":"i-cant-even-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/03\/28\/i-cant-even-5\/","title":{"rendered":"I Can&#8217;t Even"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote data-lang=\"en\">\n<div dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">March, knock doors, and head to the polls in our new donkey socks. \ud83e\udde6 Order your pair today: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Vpj2TFefjU\">https:\/\/t.co\/Vpj2TFefjU<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/7fQ1NfHqbT\">pic.twitter.com\/7fQ1NfHqbT<\/a><\/div>\n<p>\u2014 The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheDemocrats\/status\/1110949458819383302?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 27, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Seriously?<\/p>\n<p>I have no words.<a href=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/ihxIbXV.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/ihxIbXV.png\" width=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>March, knock doors, and head to the polls in our new donkey socks. \ud83e\udde6 Order your pair today: https:\/\/t.co\/Vpj2TFefjU pic.twitter.com\/7fQ1NfHqbT \u2014 The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) March 27, 2019 Seriously? I have no words.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[498,374,406,403],"class_list":["post-178022","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-fashion","tag-politics","tag-stupid","tag-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178022"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178022"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178022\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178022"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178022"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178022"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}