{"id":178054,"date":"2019-03-20T18:29:00","date_gmt":"2019-03-20T23:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/03\/20\/it-is-purim\/"},"modified":"2019-03-20T18:29:00","modified_gmt":"2019-03-20T23:29:00","slug":"it-is-purim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/03\/20\/it-is-purim\/","title":{"rendered":"It is Purim"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I may be blogging drunk, which means that I will likely be even less coherent than usual.<\/p>\n<p>I know what you are asking yourself, &#8220;How could he get any <b>LESS<\/b> coherent?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>However, I promise that even if I drink so much that I cannot tell the difference between Mordecai and Haman, I will be able to tell the difference between Donald Trump and a fence post, with the latter being more honest, more intelligent, and more attractive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I may be blogging drunk, which means that I will likely be even less coherent than usual. I know what you are asking yourself, &#8220;How could he get any LESS coherent?&#8221; However, I promise that even if I drink so much that I cannot tell the difference between Mordecai and Haman, I will be &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[430,380],"class_list":["post-178054","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-meta","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178054"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178054"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178054\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178054"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178054"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178054"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}