{"id":178095,"date":"2019-03-09T19:49:00","date_gmt":"2019-03-10T00:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/03\/09\/at-least-there-is-symmetry\/"},"modified":"2019-03-09T19:49:00","modified_gmt":"2019-03-10T00:49:00","slug":"at-least-there-is-symmetry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/03\/09\/at-least-there-is-symmetry\/","title":{"rendered":"At Least There Is Symmetry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you come across a headline reading:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jpost.com\/Israel-News\/Penis-enlargement-tragedy-as-Jewish-diamond-tycoon-dies-in-operation-582755\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 140%; font-variant: small-caps;\">Jewish Diamond Tycoon Dies in Penis Enlargement Operation<\/span><\/b><\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It does give one pause to reflect upon the vicissitudes of life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you come across a headline reading: Jewish Diamond Tycoon Dies in Penis Enlargement Operation It does give one pause to reflect upon the vicissitudes of life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[507,421],"class_list":["post-178095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-obituaries","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178095"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178095"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178095\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}