{"id":178230,"date":"2019-02-02T19:19:00","date_gmt":"2019-02-03T00:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/02\/02\/well-performance-issues-its-not-uncommon-one-out-of-five-daleks\/"},"modified":"2019-02-02T19:19:00","modified_gmt":"2019-02-03T00:19:00","slug":"well-performance-issues-its-not-uncommon-one-out-of-five-daleks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/02\/02\/well-performance-issues-its-not-uncommon-one-out-of-five-daleks\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, Performance Issues, It&#8217;s Not Uncommon. One out of Five Daleks\u2026\u2026\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote data-lang=\"en\">\n<div dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">One thing I won\u2019t ever do again is build a snow dalek. I did that when we lived at our old house as the kids were into Dr Who. I learnt that when snowdaleks start to melt they upset the neighbours <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/snowman?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#snowman<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/snowdalek?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#snowdalek<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/drwho?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#drwho<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/YrK8vJqAJr\">pic.twitter.com\/YrK8vJqAJr<\/a><\/div>\n<p>\u2014 Oeufelia (@oeufelia) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/oeufelia\/status\/1091317901565591553?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 1, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Someone made a snow Dalek, but they neglected to consider what would happen when it warmed up.<a href=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/xlFhnM6.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/xlFhnM6.jpg\" width=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One thing I won\u2019t ever do again is build a snow dalek. I did that when we lived at our old house as the kids were into Dr Who. I learnt that when snowdaleks start to melt they upset the neighbours #snowman #snowdalek #drwho pic.twitter.com\/YrK8vJqAJr \u2014 Oeufelia (@oeufelia) February 1, 2019 Someone made a snow &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[588,400,418,518],"class_list":["post-178230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-fail","tag-funny","tag-photographs","tag-science-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178230"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}