{"id":178270,"date":"2019-01-21T00:15:00","date_gmt":"2019-01-21T05:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/01\/21\/baby-its-cold-outside\/"},"modified":"2019-01-21T00:15:00","modified_gmt":"2019-01-21T05:15:00","slug":"baby-its-cold-outside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/01\/21\/baby-its-cold-outside\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby, It&#8217;s Cold Outside"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, really, it&#8217;s f%$#ing cold outside.<\/p>\n<p>Specifically, it is about 12\u00b0 F (-11\u00b0 C), which I am very much aware of, because I was outside looking at the lunar eclipse.<\/p>\n<p>The weather was perfect for viewing the astronomical event, but it was hell for the person doing the viewing.<\/p>\n<p>After a few minutes outside, a witch&#8217;s breasts looks invitingly warm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, really, it&#8217;s f%$#ing cold outside. Specifically, it is about 12\u00b0 F (-11\u00b0 C), which I am very much aware of, because I was outside looking at the lunar eclipse. The weather was perfect for viewing the astronomical event, but it was hell for the person doing the viewing. After a few minutes outside, a &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[565,596],"class_list":["post-178270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-astronomy","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178270"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}