{"id":178313,"date":"2019-01-08T20:26:00","date_gmt":"2019-01-09T01:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/01\/08\/things-to-do-while-trump-is-giving-his-speech\/"},"modified":"2019-01-08T20:26:00","modified_gmt":"2019-01-09T01:26:00","slug":"things-to-do-while-trump-is-giving-his-speech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/01\/08\/things-to-do-while-trump-is-giving-his-speech\/","title":{"rendered":"Things to Do While Trump is Giving His Speech"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote data-lang=\"en\">\n<div dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If you&#8217;re looking for anything even remotely worth watching tonight at 9pm EST, I will be folding laundry in my underwear for 8 minutes on Instagram live. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/GhMowscZMP\">https:\/\/t.co\/GhMowscZMP<\/a><\/div>\n<p>\u2014 Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/StormyDaniels\/status\/1082745074474237953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 8, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yeah, that sounds a lot more interesting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re looking for anything even remotely worth watching tonight at 9pm EST, I will be folding laundry in my underwear for 8 minutes on Instagram live. https:\/\/t.co\/GhMowscZMP \u2014 Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) January 8, 2019 Yeah, that sounds a lot more interesting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[573,386,367,390],"class_list":["post-178313","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-donald-trump","tag-humor","tag-internet","tag-snark"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178313"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178313"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178313\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}