{"id":178315,"date":"2019-01-07T20:14:00","date_gmt":"2019-01-08T01:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/01\/07\/for-once-i-admin-regret-for-missing-an-awards-ceremony\/"},"modified":"2019-01-07T20:14:00","modified_gmt":"2019-01-08T01:14:00","slug":"for-once-i-admin-regret-for-missing-an-awards-ceremony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2019\/01\/07\/for-once-i-admin-regret-for-missing-an-awards-ceremony\/","title":{"rendered":"For Once, I Admin Regret for Missing an Awards Ceremony"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 330px;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"180\" src=\"\/\/embed.crooksandliars.com\/embed\/bFJdNitM\" width=\"320\"><\/iframe><br \/><i>Epic!<\/i><\/div>\n<p>At the Golden Globes, the first, and generally the most trival, of awards ceremony of the season, <a href=\"https:\/\/crooksandliars.com\/2019\/01\/right-wing-freak-out-christian-bale-thanks\">Christian Bale thanked Satan for being his inspiration in playing Dick Cheney<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">Poor right-wing Twitter snowflakes couldn&#8217;t handle it when an actor made a joke about&#8230;<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">&#8230;Dick Cheney?<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Christian Bale won a Golden Globe Sunday for his role playing Dick Cheney in &#8220;Vice.&#8221; Given that Dick Cheney isn&#8217;t exactly &#8220;Mr. Personality,&#8221; Bale thanked Satan for being an acting inspiration.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">\u201cI will be cornering the market on charisma-free as$holes,\u201d he said. \u201cWhat do you think, Mitch McConnell next? That would be good, wouldn\u2019t it?\u201d<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">It wasn&#8217;t a comparison between Cheney and Satan, but rather a contrasting. Satan is interesting.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Still, conservatives can&#8217;t let him go.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I use the right flying monkey crowd&#8217;s tears to flavor my Slivovitz.<\/p>\n<p>Think of as a vengeful Balkan Margarita.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Epic! At the Golden Globes, the first, and generally the most trival, of awards ceremony of the season, Christian Bale thanked Satan for being his inspiration in playing Dick Cheney: Poor right-wing Twitter snowflakes couldn&#8217;t handle it when an actor made a joke about&#8230;&#8230;Dick Cheney?Christian Bale won a Golden Globe Sunday for his role playing &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[497,415,385,374,486,401],"class_list":["post-178315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-cinema","tag-entertainment","tag-media","tag-politics","tag-schadenfreude","tag-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178315"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178315"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178315\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}