{"id":178346,"date":"2018-12-28T19:15:00","date_gmt":"2018-12-29T00:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/12\/28\/gaah\/"},"modified":"2018-12-28T19:15:00","modified_gmt":"2018-12-29T00:15:00","slug":"gaah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/12\/28\/gaah\/","title":{"rendered":"Gaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 250px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/IVIeolp.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" bordercolor=\"white\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/pm9u3bM.jpg\" width=\"240\" \/><\/a><br \/><i>Not My Happy Face<\/i><\/div>\n<p>Everyone left work early today, so I decided to get Chinese at my favorite Chinese buffet in the area, as it is on the way home.<\/p>\n<p>I really shouldn&#8217;t, because I tend to eat too much, and most of that stuff is really not particularly healthy, particularly if, as I do, you do lots of dumplings, kabobs, and ribs.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it appears that the universe conspired to punish me for this act, because when I went in and paid for my meal, you pay upon entry, they gave me the senior citizen discount <b>WITHOUT MY ASKING<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>Hell, I didn&#8217;t even know that they <b>HAD<\/b> a senior citizen discount.<\/p>\n<p>I am not amused.&nbsp; Not \u2026\u2026\u2026 One \u2026\u2026\u2026 Bit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not My Happy Face Everyone left work early today, so I decided to get Chinese at my favorite Chinese buffet in the area, as it is on the way home. I really shouldn&#8217;t, because I tend to eat too much, and most of that stuff is really not particularly healthy, particularly if, as I do, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[423,535,422,476],"class_list":["post-178346","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-40yrs","tag-aggravation","tag-family","tag-food"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178346"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178346"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178346\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178346"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178346"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178346"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}