{"id":178385,"date":"2018-12-15T19:58:00","date_gmt":"2018-12-16T00:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/12\/15\/the-flying-spaghetti-monster-abides\/"},"modified":"2018-12-15T19:58:00","modified_gmt":"2018-12-16T00:58:00","slug":"the-flying-spaghetti-monster-abides","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/12\/15\/the-flying-spaghetti-monster-abides\/","title":{"rendered":"The Flying Spaghetti Monster Abides"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/iMwXDNK.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/iMwXDNK.png\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><br \/>I got this at work, and my first thought was, &#8220;Someone in corporate communications must be a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on the down low.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone out there know of any other Crypto-Pastafarians out there?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got this at work, and my first thought was, &#8220;Someone in corporate communications must be a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on the down low. Anyone out there know of any other Crypto-Pastafarians out there?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[450,380,421],"class_list":["post-178385","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-employment","tag-religion","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178385"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178385"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178385\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178385"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178385"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178385"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}