{"id":178546,"date":"2018-10-30T18:44:00","date_gmt":"2018-10-30T23:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/10\/30\/24-years-and-not-murdered-yet-even-though-i-deserve-it\/"},"modified":"2018-10-30T18:44:00","modified_gmt":"2018-10-30T23:44:00","slug":"24-years-and-not-murdered-yet-even-though-i-deserve-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/10\/30\/24-years-and-not-murdered-yet-even-though-i-deserve-it\/","title":{"rendered":"24 Years, and Not Murdered Yet, Even Though I Deserve It."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s my 24<sup>th<\/sup> wedding anniversary, and my Sharon<sup>*<\/sup> has not killed me yet.<\/p>\n<p>I have some posts cued up,&nbsp; but I have a date with a beautiful woman with bewitching eyes and infinite patience.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: 78%;\">Love of my life, light of the cosmos, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;\"><span>she who must be obeyed<\/span><\/span>, my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s my 24th wedding anniversary, and my Sharon* has not killed me yet. I have some posts cued up,&nbsp; but I have a date with a beautiful woman with bewitching eyes and infinite patience. *Love of my life, light of the cosmos, she who must be obeyed, my wife.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[422],"class_list":["post-178546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178546"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}