{"id":178568,"date":"2018-10-24T20:59:00","date_gmt":"2018-10-25T01:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/10\/24\/even-in-my-coffee\/"},"modified":"2018-10-24T20:59:00","modified_gmt":"2018-10-25T01:59:00","slug":"even-in-my-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/10\/24\/even-in-my-coffee\/","title":{"rendered":"Even in my Coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-LfV6N7n8j0I\/W9CkZZUavRI\/AAAAAAAABkc\/zskisTJl1aMK9aRcncnFktga13K6Q5tigCK4BGAYYCw\/s1600\/KIMG0436-728380.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-LfV6N7n8j0I\/W9CkZZUavRI\/AAAAAAAABkc\/zskisTJl1aMK9aRcncnFktga13K6Q5tigCK4BGAYYCw\/s1600\/KIMG0436-728380.JPG\" style=\"cursor: pointer; float: right; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;\" width=\"350\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;m having coffee at work, and I glance at the lit of the can of coffee, and I see that:<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t expect a whole bunch out of my work coffee.&nbsp; I&#8217;m not one of those folks who demand fresh ground coffee with foam, etc.<\/p>\n<p>I just want that orange rat-f%$# to stay the f%$# away from my f%$#ing coffee.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t f%$#ing think that this is too f%$#ing much to f%$#ing ask.<\/p>\n<p>I also know that it&#8217;s kind of petty to complain about this, after all, my employer is paying for my the maintenance of my caffeine dependence problem, but I would prefer that my coffee not remind me that Donald John Trump exists, and used to be a crappy reality show host.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m having coffee at work, and I glance at the lit of the can of coffee, and I see that: I don&#8217;t expect a whole bunch out of my work coffee.&nbsp; I&#8217;m not one of those folks who demand fresh ground coffee with foam, etc. I just want that orange rat-f%$# to stay the f%$# &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[535,573,450,415,476,385],"class_list":["post-178568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-aggravation","tag-donald-trump","tag-employment","tag-entertainment","tag-food","tag-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178568"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178568"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178568\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178568"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178568"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}