{"id":178586,"date":"2018-10-22T17:30:00","date_gmt":"2018-10-22T22:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/10\/22\/doh-2\/"},"modified":"2018-10-22T17:30:00","modified_gmt":"2018-10-22T22:30:00","slug":"doh-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/10\/22\/doh-2\/","title":{"rendered":"D&#8217;Oh!!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know that it&#8217;s Monday, but I think that I can say with no small amount of certainly that I am the only person I know who sliced their finger tying their shoe.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t a bad cut, after a band aid, it is fine, but still\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know that it&#8217;s Monday, but I think that I can say with no small amount of certainly that I am the only person I know who sliced their finger tying their shoe. It wasn&#8217;t a bad cut, after a band aid, it is fine, but still\u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[450,422,440,406],"class_list":["post-178586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-employment","tag-family","tag-medical","tag-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178586"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}