{"id":178680,"date":"2018-09-22T19:37:00","date_gmt":"2018-09-23T00:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/09\/22\/saw-a-toothpick-dispenser-tonight\/"},"modified":"2018-09-22T19:37:00","modified_gmt":"2018-09-23T00:37:00","slug":"saw-a-toothpick-dispenser-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/09\/22\/saw-a-toothpick-dispenser-tonight\/","title":{"rendered":"Saw a Toothpick Dispenser Tonight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in a restaurant, and there it was, right next to the cash register.<\/p>\n<p>Discretion being the only part of valor here, I did not try to check out how it worked.<\/p>\n<p>Made me think of my dad, and a family story.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s just say that this 14 year old had some serious egg on his face.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in a restaurant, and there it was, right next to the cash register. Discretion being the only part of valor here, I did not try to check out how it worked. Made me think of my dad, and a family story. Let&#8217;s just say that this 14 year old had some serious egg &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[817],"class_list":["post-178680","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178680"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178680"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178680\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}