{"id":178762,"date":"2018-08-26T19:24:00","date_gmt":"2018-08-27T00:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/08\/26\/you-cannot-read-this-without-hearing-an-australian-accent\/"},"modified":"2018-08-26T19:24:00","modified_gmt":"2018-08-27T00:24:00","slug":"you-cannot-read-this-without-hearing-an-australian-accent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/08\/26\/you-cannot-read-this-without-hearing-an-australian-accent\/","title":{"rendered":"You Cannot Read This without Hearing an Australian Accent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The existing Liberal Party (actually conservative) Australian Prime Minister, Malcolm Turnbull, was turfed out, and the slavering reactionary racist who engineered his departure, Peter Dutton, was unable to properly count votes, so he did not succeed.<\/p>\n<p>This essay about these developments, is perhaps the most Australian thing ever: (Evah, Mate) <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.betootaadvocate.com\/entertainment\/go-home-cunt-says-nation\/\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 200%; font-variant: small-caps;\">Go Home C%$#, Says Nation<\/span><\/b><\/a><\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">WENDELL HUSSEY<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">The nation of Australia has extended a polite request to the Former Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton today.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Australia as a collective country has asked the highway cop from the Sunshine Coast to \u2018please, go home, c%$#.\u2019<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">The request comes after Peter Dutton, and his conservative backbench allies and media backers have held the country to ransom over the last fortnight, in a vain attempt to \u201cregain control\u201d of the Liberal Party of Australia.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">After destabilising the Coalition Government for months, Dutton looked crushed this afternoon after realising he isn\u2019t very good at counting and had to come to terms with losing the leadership ballot.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Scott Morrison won the leadership ballot 45-40 against Dutton, with Josh Frydneberg taking the reigns as Deputy Prime Minister after edging out Greg Hunt.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">After it was announced that Scott Morrison will be the next Prime Minister of Australia, it was confirmed that Peter Dutton, the man who walked out on the National Apology to the Stolen Generations, should just head back to the Sunshine Coast and look out for people changing lanes without an indicator.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Whether, Dutton, the man who refused to bring asylum-seeking children needing urgent medical attention to Australia, will in fact just go home remains to be seen.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(<i>%$# mine<\/i>)<\/p>\n<p>This is beautiful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The existing Liberal Party (actually conservative) Australian Prime Minister, Malcolm Turnbull, was turfed out, and the slavering reactionary racist who engineered his departure, Peter Dutton, was unable to properly count votes, so he did not succeed. This essay about these developments, is perhaps the most Australian thing ever: (Evah, Mate) Go Home C%$#, Says NationWENDELL &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[474,464,515,374],"class_list":["post-178762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-australia-and-new-zealand","tag-good-writing","tag-language","tag-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178762"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}