{"id":178900,"date":"2018-07-23T18:36:00","date_gmt":"2018-07-23T23:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/07\/23\/a-public-service-announcement\/"},"modified":"2018-07-23T18:36:00","modified_gmt":"2018-07-23T23:36:00","slug":"a-public-service-announcement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/07\/23\/a-public-service-announcement\/","title":{"rendered":"A Public Service Announcement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When Mark Penn says <a href=\"http:\/\/thehill.com\/opinion\/judiciary\/398276-carter-page-warrant-reflects-attack-on-our-civil-liberties\">something mind buggeringly stupid<\/a>, do not say, &#8220;F%$# him with a Narwhal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Narwals are beautiful and intelligent creatures, and they don&#8217;t deserve that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Mark Penn says something mind buggeringly stupid, do not say, &#8220;F%$# him with a Narwhal.&#8221; Narwals are beautiful and intelligent creatures, and they don&#8217;t deserve that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[390],"class_list":["post-178900","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-snark"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178900"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178900"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178900\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178900"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178900"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178900"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}