{"id":178985,"date":"2018-06-26T18:06:00","date_gmt":"2018-06-26T23:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/06\/26\/i-feel-old-3\/"},"modified":"2018-06-26T18:06:00","modified_gmt":"2018-06-26T23:06:00","slug":"i-feel-old-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/06\/26\/i-feel-old-3\/","title":{"rendered":"I Feel Old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was talking to my daughter after picking her up from school.<\/p>\n<p>She was talking about making jokes abut death, and I suggested that she should make an event out of this.<\/p>\n<p>She has organized concerts before, so I thought that this might be in her wheelhouse.<\/p>\n<p>I suggested that she call it \u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Wait for it \u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Wait for it \u2026\u2026\u2026<\/p>\n<p><b><span style=\"font-variant: small-caps;font-size: 250%;\">Death Comedy Jam!!!<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<p>I got a blank look from her.<\/p>\n<p>I told the joke to my son.<\/p>\n<p>I got a blank look from him.<\/p>\n<p>I feel old.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was talking to my daughter after picking her up from school. She was talking about making jokes abut death, and I suggested that she should make an event out of this. She has organized concerts before, so I thought that this might be in her wheelhouse. I suggested that she call it \u2026\u2026\u2026 Wait &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[422,386],"class_list":["post-178985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-family","tag-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178985"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=178985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/178985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=178985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=178985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=178985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}