{"id":179032,"date":"2018-06-10T18:05:00","date_gmt":"2018-06-10T23:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/06\/10\/tea-aficionados-are-horrified\/"},"modified":"2018-06-10T18:05:00","modified_gmt":"2018-06-10T23:05:00","slug":"tea-aficionados-are-horrified","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/06\/10\/tea-aficionados-are-horrified\/","title":{"rendered":"Tea Aficionados are Horrified"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was listening to the NPR show <i><a href=\"https:\/\/www.npr.org\/programs\/wait-wait-dont-tell-me\/\">Wait Wait&#8230;Don&#8217;t Tell Me<\/a><\/i>, and the revealed to me that there is actually a tea being marketed as <a href=\"https:\/\/mrsmccartneysteas.com\/products\/50-shades-of-earl-grey\">50 Shades of Earl Grey<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s actually a thing: We do not deserve to exist as a species.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was listening to the NPR show Wait Wait&#8230;Don&#8217;t Tell Me, and the revealed to me that there is actually a tea being marketed as 50 Shades of Earl Grey. It&#8217;s actually a thing: We do not deserve to exist as a species.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[364,476,385,421],"class_list":["post-179032","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-evil","tag-food","tag-media","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179032"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179032\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}