{"id":179040,"date":"2018-06-05T19:09:00","date_gmt":"2018-06-06T00:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/06\/05\/i-have-a-weird-metabolism\/"},"modified":"2018-06-05T19:09:00","modified_gmt":"2018-06-06T00:09:00","slug":"i-have-a-weird-metabolism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/06\/05\/i-have-a-weird-metabolism\/","title":{"rendered":"I Have a Weird Metabolism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am not referring to my inclination toward stoutness, that is pretty ordinary.<\/p>\n<p>About a week ago, I hurt my shoulder, and after about a week progress was slow despite my loading up on Naproxen Sodium and Ibuprofen, , so I went and got some aspirin.<\/p>\n<p>Within 12 hours I was essentially pain free.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure why, but it appears that willow leaf juice is particularly effective on yours truly.<\/p>\n<p>I think that it may have something to do with aspirin&#8217;s ability to chelate calcium.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not referring to my inclination toward stoutness, that is pretty ordinary. About a week ago, I hurt my shoulder, and after about a week progress was slow despite my loading up on Naproxen Sodium and Ibuprofen, , so I went and got some aspirin. Within 12 hours I was essentially pain free. I&#8217;m &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[517,422,440,421],"class_list":["post-179040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-drugs","tag-family","tag-medical","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179040"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179040\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}