{"id":179221,"date":"2018-04-15T17:34:00","date_gmt":"2018-04-15T22:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/04\/15\/colloquy-with-a-cat\/"},"modified":"2018-04-15T17:34:00","modified_gmt":"2018-04-15T22:34:00","slug":"colloquy-with-a-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/04\/15\/colloquy-with-a-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"Colloquy With a Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/mm94j5Q.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/mm94j5Q.jpg\" style=\"cursor: pointer; float: right; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;\" width=\"350\" \/><\/a><b>Me<\/b>: Move.  I need to fold clothes.<\/p>\n<p><b>Meatball<\/b>: No.  This is my comfy space.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: I gotta fold clothes.<\/p>\n<p><b>Meatball<\/b>: No.  This is my comfy space.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: You aren&#8217;t even supposed to be in the bedroom.<\/p>\n<p><b>Meatball<\/b>: No.  This is my comfy space.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: OK, stay there.  I&#8217;ll just go to work.<\/p>\n<p><b>Meatball<\/b>: I am going to kill you, and drink your blood from your skull.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: Whatever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Move. I need to fold clothes. Meatball: No. This is my comfy space. Me: I gotta fold clothes. Meatball: No. This is my comfy space. Me: You aren&#8217;t even supposed to be in the bedroom. Meatball: No. This is my comfy space. Me: OK, stay there. I&#8217;ll just go to work. Meatball: I am &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[422,574],"class_list":["post-179221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-family","tag-pets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179221"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179221\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}