{"id":179240,"date":"2018-04-10T18:15:00","date_gmt":"2018-04-10T23:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/04\/10\/i-sent-my-wife-a-dick-pic-the-other-day\/"},"modified":"2018-04-10T18:15:00","modified_gmt":"2018-04-10T23:15:00","slug":"i-sent-my-wife-a-dick-pic-the-other-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/04\/10\/i-sent-my-wife-a-dick-pic-the-other-day\/","title":{"rendered":"I Sent My Wife a Dick Pic the Other Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/tpR7xNy.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/tpR7xNy.jpg\" style=\"cursor: pointer; float: right; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;\" width=\"200\" \/><\/a>My daughter, Natalie, is the stage manger of a production of the off Broadway play, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.spotlighters.org\/loveperfectchange-1718.html\"><i>I Love You, You&#8217;re Perfect, \u2026\u2026\u2026 Now Change<\/i><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the, &#8220;New 2018 Revised and Updated Book &amp; Score,&#8221; and so, unlike the early 1990s version, it has a musical number about the unfortunate habit that some men have of sending the object of their affection pictures of portions of their anatomy.<\/p>\n<p>Sharon<sup>*<\/sup> turned to me and made a comment about how she would have given me the boot if I had done this to her when we were dating.<\/p>\n<p>Seeing as how I am an unmitigated ass, I saw this as a challenge, so I sent her a picture of Dick, specifically Tricky Dick, aka Richard Milhous Nixon.<\/p>\n<p>Have I mentioned that Sharon<sup>*<\/sup> is a saint?  If she weren&#8217;t should have murdered me many years ago.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Love of my life, light of the  cosmos, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;\">she  who must be obeyed<\/span>, my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My daughter, Natalie, is the stage manger of a production of the off Broadway play, I Love You, You&#8217;re Perfect, \u2026\u2026\u2026 Now Change. It&#8217;s the, &#8220;New 2018 Revised and Updated Book &amp; Score,&#8221; and so, unlike the early 1990s version, it has a musical number about the unfortunate habit that some men have of sending &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[422,418,406,403],"class_list":["post-179240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-family","tag-photographs","tag-stupid","tag-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179240"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}