{"id":179244,"date":"2018-04-09T19:39:00","date_gmt":"2018-04-10T00:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/04\/09\/snark-of-the-day-19\/"},"modified":"2018-04-09T19:39:00","modified_gmt":"2018-04-10T00:39:00","slug":"snark-of-the-day-19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/04\/09\/snark-of-the-day-19\/","title":{"rendered":"Snark of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

In response to this tweet about an internet connected condom:<\/p>\n

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Here's a "smart condom" that tracks thrust speed and velocity and lets you share the data. But hey, no pressure! \ud83c\udf46 https:\/\/t.co\/zgFCsnQF1S<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/kpDF5bhcb1<\/a><\/p>\n

— CNET (@CNET) March 2, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Chrissy Teigen responded with the following:<\/p>\n

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\u201cHello name\u2019s rob, id like to purchase a pack of \u201cvery bad at sex\u201d condoms please\u201d https:\/\/t.co\/KMMIFh3ySa<\/a><\/div>\n

\u2014 christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 9, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I have a feeling that this company’s prospect just took a major hit, because now their technology is associated with coital training wheels. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In response to this tweet about an internet connected condom: Here's a "smart condom" that tracks thrust speed and velocity and lets you share the data. But hey, no pressure! \ud83c\udf46 https:\/\/t.co\/zgFCsnQF1S pic.twitter.com\/kpDF5bhcb1 — CNET (@CNET) March 2, 2017 Chrissy Teigen responded with the following: \u201cHello name\u2019s rob, id like to purchase a pack of …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[588,400,464,367,448],"class_list":["post-179244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-fail","tag-funny","tag-good-writing","tag-internet","tag-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179244"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179244"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179244\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}