{"id":179292,"date":"2018-03-28T22:41:00","date_gmt":"2018-03-29T03:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/03\/28\/craigslist-ad-of-the-day\/"},"modified":"2018-03-28T22:41:00","modified_gmt":"2018-03-29T03:41:00","slug":"craigslist-ad-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/03\/28\/craigslist-ad-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Craigslist Ad Of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 360px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/Ktz33tT.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" bordercolor=\"white\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/Ktz33tT.jpg\" width=\"350\" \/><\/a><br \/><i>This guy needs to send his resume to Trevor Noa<\/i><\/div>\n<p>Some wag posted a (now pulled) <a href=\"https:\/\/crooksandliars.com\/2018\/03\/funny-craiglist-dc-ad-seeks-lawyer-trump\">advertisement for a lawyer for Donald Trump<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">This afternoon a hilarious classified ad popped up on Washington, DC Craigslist. It appears to now be taken down, but not before I snagged a copy of the text.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">&#8220;Seeking Lead Attorney For Difficult Client&#8221; was the title.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">The text read:<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">\u201cSeeking a lead attorney to represent client involved in an ongoing Federal investigation. Must be familiar with laws and procedures around discovery, executive privilege, international financing of licensed real estate, election law and the Logan Act. Working knowledge of social media, especially Twitter is a plus, as is a better than average knowledge of the adult film industry and a collection of Playboy magazines from 1985-2010. Must look the part \u2013 Gregory Peck or Tommy Lee Jones type. Prior appearances on Fox News a huge plus.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">No fatties.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Must be prepared to work with a client who is very forceful and opinionated about his defense and is his own best counsel.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Basically your job boils down to keeping him from testifying under oath and hoping the rest comes out in the wash.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Ask about our other openings on our staff and submit your resume to be considered for potential openings in the near future.  Perhaps the very near future. Like, hit refresh on your browser now. Now again.\u201d<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is f%$#ing beautiful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This guy needs to send his resume to Trevor Noa Some wag posted a (now pulled) advertisement for a lawyer for Donald Trump: This afternoon a hilarious classified ad popped up on Washington, DC Craigslist. It appears to now be taken down, but not before I snagged a copy of the text.&#8220;Seeking Lead Attorney For &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[608,368,400,464,386,407],"class_list":["post-179292","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-advertising","tag-corruption","tag-funny","tag-good-writing","tag-humor","tag-justice"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179292"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179292"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179292\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179292"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179292"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179292"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}