{"id":179338,"date":"2018-03-16T19:43:00","date_gmt":"2018-03-17T00:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/03\/16\/tweet-of-the-day-195\/"},"modified":"2018-03-16T19:43:00","modified_gmt":"2018-03-17T00:43:00","slug":"tweet-of-the-day-195","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/03\/16\/tweet-of-the-day-195\/","title":{"rendered":"Tweet of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">So this Roman centurion goes into a bar and orders a martinus.<\/p>\n<p>The bartender asks, \u201cDo you mean a martini?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The centurion says, \u201cLook, if I wanted a double I\u2019d tell you!\u201d<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/idesofmarch?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#idesofmarch<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ro Pi (@TheRAP1966) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheRAP1966\/status\/974235339316514817?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 15, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This reminds me of this scene in <i>Life of Brian<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this Roman centurion goes into a bar and orders a martinus. The bartender asks, \u201cDo you mean a martini?\u201d The centurion says, \u201cLook, if I wanted a double I\u2019d tell you!\u201d#idesofmarch &mdash; Ro Pi (@TheRAP1966) March 15, 2018 This reminds me of this scene in Life of Brian.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[400,464,367,515],"class_list":["post-179338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-funny","tag-good-writing","tag-internet","tag-language"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179338"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}