{"id":179390,"date":"2018-02-25T21:42:00","date_gmt":"2018-02-26T02:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/02\/25\/important-notice-you-have-the-right-to-hire-a-giant-squirrel-to-tell-someone-to-eat-sh\/"},"modified":"2018-02-25T21:42:00","modified_gmt":"2018-02-26T02:42:00","slug":"important-notice-you-have-the-right-to-hire-a-giant-squirrel-to-tell-someone-to-eat-sh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/02\/25\/important-notice-you-have-the-right-to-hire-a-giant-squirrel-to-tell-someone-to-eat-sh\/","title":{"rendered":"Important Notice: You Have the Right to Hire a Giant Squirrel to Tell Someone To, &#8220;Eat Sh%$&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Employee killing coal magnate Robert Murray was upset when John Oliver hired a man in a giant squirrel suit to tell him to, &#8220;Eat Sh%$.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Murray, a notoriously thin skinned and litigious individual, sued Oliver for defamation and emotional distress, and now a <a href=\"https:\/\/slate.com\/culture\/2018\/02\/court-finds-john-oliver-has-the-right-to-hire-giant-squirrels-to-insult-coal-barons.html\">judge has thrown out his case<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>One hopes that there will be sanctions against both Mr. Murray and his counsel:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">West Virginia judge Jeffrey Cramer is dismissing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/blogs\/browbeat\/2017\/06\/22\/coal_baron_robert_murray_is_suing_john_oliver_over_his_segment_featuring.html\">a defamation lawsuit<\/a> against John Oliver stemming from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/blogs\/browbeat\/2017\/06\/19\/john_oliver_and_a_talking_squirrel_say_coal_jobs_aren_t_coming_back_on_last.html\">a segment<\/a> in which a giant squirrel named \u201cMr. Nutterbutter\u201d told coal baron Robert Murray to eat shit, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.hollywoodreporter.com\/thr-esq\/john-oliver-hbo-beat-coal-executives-defamation-lawsuit-1088133\">according to the Hollywood Reporter<\/a>. HBO and Partially Important Productions had asked that the suit be dismissed because the facts in Oliver\u2019s segment were based on government reports, and the more insulting statements\u2014like Oliver\u2019s assessment that Murray resembles \u201ca geriatric Dr. Evil\u201d\u2014could not be proven true or false. Judge Cramer agreed, and on Wednesday, informed attorneys <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scribd.com\/document\/372293101\/Judge-Cramer-letter\">by letter<\/a> that he planned to dismiss the case. The judge\u2019s letter is a lot less funny than the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/blogs\/browbeat\/2017\/08\/02\/the_latest_brief_in_the_john_oliver_lawsuit_is_hilarious.html\">West Virginia ACLU\u2019s amicus brief<\/a>, but has the advantage of being dispositive. <\/p>\n<p>Lawyers for Murray, whose company lost six miners and three rescue workers in the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Crandall_Canyon_Mine\">Crandall Canyon Mine collapse<\/a>, said in their initial complaint that \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/www.documentcloud.org\/documents\/3872425-2017-06-21-Complaint-Time-Stamped.html#document\/p1\">nothing has ever stressed him more<\/a>\u201d than the <i>Last Week Tonight<\/i> segment, in which a gigantic squirrel named \u201cMr. Nutterbutter\u201d presented a novelty check for \u201cthree acorns and eighteen cents\u201d made out to \u201cEat Shit, Bob!\u201d (The memo line on the check read \u201cKiss My Ass,\u201d which does indeed sound stressful, but maybe not \u201cmine collapse with multiple fatalities\u201d stressful.) To be fair, most of the complaint revolved around whether or not Oliver correctly characterized Murray\u2019s handling of the Crandall Canyon Mine collapse, but Mr. Nutterbutter did play a prominent part: <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">&nbsp;51. Instead, Defendants continued their ruthless character assassination and attack on Plaintiffs\u2019 business reputations by describing Mr. Murray as someone who \u201clooks like a geriatric Dr. Evil\u201d and arranging for a staff member to dress up in a squirrel costume and deliver the message, \u201cEat Shit, Bob!\u201d to Mr. Murray.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;52. If that were not enough, after the live taping, Defendant Oliver exclaimed to the audience that having someone in a squirrel costume tell Mr. Murray to \u201cEat Shit\u201d was a \u201cdream come true.\u201d<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I do not know if there is anti-SLAPP legislation in West Virginia, but there should be. <\/p>\n<p>BTW, you can find the ACLU&#8217;s amicus brief in support of Oliver <a href=\"http:\/\/acluwv.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/2017-08-01-Proposed-Amicus.pdf\">here<\/a>, and it is well worth the read.<\/p>\n<p>Here is a selection of their brief for your amusement: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/6XxQimC.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/6XxQimC.png\" width=\"400\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"color: blue;\"><sup>4<\/sup>It should be noted that the very <i>mean<\/i> comparison arose from both a striking physical resemblance between the two characters and a statement by Plaintiff\u2019s General Counsel with an uncanny similarity to statements made by a more youthful Dr. Evil. Compare <i>Coal Operator Sues Beacon Journal Over Portrayal of Him in Article<\/i>, ATHENS NEWS, (Jan. 29, 2001), https:\/\/www.athensnews.com\/news\/local\/coal-operator-sues-beacon-journal-over-portrayal-of-himin\/ article_24549e9b-de35-5b4c-b3c6-2ad29b33f694.html (Plaintiff\u2019s General Counsel noting that although he could not legally demand one billion dollars, the figure did reflect the potential damages of the article that gave rise to that suit\u2014this can reasonably be interpreted to mean Plaintiff\u2019s General Counsel wanted to demand one billion dollars); <i>with<\/i> Pierre Pavia, <i>Dr Evil in 1 Million Dollars<\/i>, YOUTUBE, (Jul 11, 2008), https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=cKKHSAE1gIs (a young . . . er Dr. Evil demanding \u201cone million dollars,\u201d \u201cone hundred billion dollars,\u201d and \u201cone billion gajillion fafillion shabadoodalooyim[inaudible]million yen\u201d).<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Employee killing coal magnate Robert Murray was upset when John Oliver hired a man in a giant squirrel suit to tell him to, &#8220;Eat Sh%$.&#8221; Murray, a notoriously thin skinned and litigious individual, sued Oliver for defamation and emotional distress, and now a judge has thrown out his case. One hopes that there will be &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[413,450,457,386,407,406,403],"class_list":["post-179390","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-civil-rights","tag-employment","tag-energy","tag-humor","tag-justice","tag-stupid","tag-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179390"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179390"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179390\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179390"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179390"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179390"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}