{"id":179522,"date":"2018-01-16T19:13:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-17T00:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/01\/16\/dumb-ass-2\/"},"modified":"2018-01-16T19:13:00","modified_gmt":"2018-01-17T00:13:00","slug":"dumb-ass-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2018\/01\/16\/dumb-ass-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Dumb-Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 160px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/KD5SZYY.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" bordercolor=\"white\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/KD5SZYY.jpg\" width=\"150\" \/><\/a><br \/><i>Such a nice boy!<\/i><\/div>\n<p>My son Charlie (Youtube Channel <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/channel\/UCgz_DEyynieuHTbcbrSBrdw\">here<\/a>, his Deviant Art <a href=\"https:\/\/w4t3rf1r3.deviantart.com\/\">here<\/a>) decided to take his laptop with him to my nephew Sam&#8217;s Bar Mitzvah.<\/p>\n<p>On the way home, he misplaced it.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily, left it left the TSA bin at airport security, and his login screen has his name, so he called them today (Lost and Found was closed for the King holiday), and they will be sending it to him, at his expense, via express delivery.<\/p>\n<p>Well, he can take solace that he is a lucky dumb-ass.<\/p>\n<p><i>Note:  I published this post with his <b>express<\/b> permission, so don&#8217;t go calling me a bad parent.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Such a nice boy! My son Charlie (Youtube Channel here, his Deviant Art here) decided to take his laptop with him to my nephew Sam&#8217;s Bar Mitzvah. On the way home, he misplaced it. Luckily, left it left the TSA bin at airport security, and his login screen has his name, so he called them &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[384,395,422,541,406,660],"class_list":["post-179522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-aviation","tag-computer","tag-family","tag-security","tag-stupid","tag-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179522"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}