{"id":179727,"date":"2017-11-14T19:46:00","date_gmt":"2017-11-15T00:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/11\/14\/i-actually-said-something-witty-today\/"},"modified":"2017-11-14T19:46:00","modified_gmt":"2017-11-15T00:46:00","slug":"i-actually-said-something-witty-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/11\/14\/i-actually-said-something-witty-today\/","title":{"rendered":"I Actually Said Something Witty Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/aEmLY9CupXYJO\/giphy.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/aEmLY9CupXYJO\/giphy.gif\" style=\"cursor: pointer; float: right; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;\" width=\"350\" \/><\/a>On the <a href=\"http:\/\/stellarparthenon.org\/\">Stellar Parthenon BBS<\/a>, a bunch of people were ranting about how Bezos and his Evil Minions<sup>\u2122<\/sup> will be producing a  <i>Lord of the Rings<\/i> prequel.<\/p>\n<p>They are convinced that it will be complete pants.<\/p>\n<p>My response, &#8220;<b><span style=\"font-size: 100%; font-variant: small-caps;\">Forget it Jake, it&#8217;s Amazon<\/span><\/b>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the Stellar Parthenon BBS, a bunch of people were ranting about how Bezos and his Evil Minions\u2122 will be producing a Lord of the Rings prequel. They are convinced that it will be complete pants. My response, &#8220;Forget it Jake, it&#8217;s Amazon.&#8221; Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[617,497,367,555,401],"class_list":["post-179727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-amazon","tag-cinema","tag-internet","tag-literature","tag-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179727"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}