{"id":179915,"date":"2017-09-14T20:21:00","date_gmt":"2017-09-15T01:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/09\/14\/jimmy-kimmel-wins\/"},"modified":"2017-09-14T20:21:00","modified_gmt":"2017-09-15T01:21:00","slug":"jimmy-kimmel-wins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/09\/14\/jimmy-kimmel-wins\/","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Kimmel Wins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>During his monologue, he noted that Senator Ted Cruz had liked some MILF porn in Twitter.<\/p>\n<p>He made the following observation:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">I honestly don&#8217;t think it was Ted Cruz.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">I don&#8217;t think Ted Cruz looks at porn. Ted Cruz masturbates to pictures of poor people without health care.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Kimmel didn&#8217;t just win the late night monologue Tuesday night, he won the world Tuesday night.<\/p>\n<p>Video below:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"279\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QYw9f67p1ck\" width=\"496\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During his monologue, he noted that Senator Ted Cruz had liked some MILF porn in Twitter. He made the following observation: I honestly don&#8217;t think it was Ted Cruz.I don&#8217;t think Ted Cruz looks at porn. Ted Cruz masturbates to pictures of poor people without health care. Kimmel didn&#8217;t just win the late night monologue &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[387,374,750,486,401,584],"class_list":["post-179915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-hypocrisy","tag-politics","tag-pron","tag-schadenfreude","tag-video","tag-win"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179915"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179915"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179915\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}