{"id":179963,"date":"2017-08-29T18:09:00","date_gmt":"2017-08-29T23:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/08\/29\/i-have-had-it-with-these-motherfing-sharks-on-this-motherfing-freeway\/"},"modified":"2017-08-29T18:09:00","modified_gmt":"2017-08-29T23:09:00","slug":"i-have-had-it-with-these-motherfing-sharks-on-this-motherfing-freeway","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/08\/29\/i-have-had-it-with-these-motherfing-sharks-on-this-motherfing-freeway\/","title":{"rendered":"I Have Had It with These Motherf%##Ing Sharks on This Motherf%$#Ing Freeway"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/P6u3eeD.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/P6u3eeD.jpg\" style=\"cursor: pointer; float: right; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;\" width=\"350\" \/><\/a>It&#8217;s actually a Photoshop hoax, which is depressing, but it&#8217;s probably actually a good thing that soulless cold blooded predators are not swimming the streets of Houston.<\/p>\n<p>The cold blooded soulless predators were in Austin, but the special session of the legislature ended about 2 weeks ago, so they are scattered all over the state now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s actually a Photoshop hoax, which is depressing, but it&#8217;s probably actually a good thing that soulless cold blooded predators are not swimming the streets of Houston. The cold blooded soulless predators were in Austin, but the special session of the legislature ended about 2 weeks ago, so they are scattered all over the state &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[483,725,418,596],"class_list":["post-179963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-anthropogenic-climate-change","tag-hoax","tag-photographs","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179963"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=179963"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/179963\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=179963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=179963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=179963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}