{"id":180143,"date":"2017-07-09T21:13:00","date_gmt":"2017-07-10T02:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/07\/09\/not-enough-bullets-30\/"},"modified":"2017-07-09T21:13:00","modified_gmt":"2017-07-10T02:13:00","slug":"not-enough-bullets-30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/07\/09\/not-enough-bullets-30\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Enough Bullets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hedge fund workers in London, England, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.standard.co.uk\/news\/london\/london-hedge-fund-workers-to-be-given-champagne-buttons-for-their-desks-a3506631.html\">have been given a button on their desk to order Champagne<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">Soho office workers will be able to order a glass of champagne for their desks at the touch of a button in a new \u00a3100 million \u201cfive-star\u201d development.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">The planned \u201cat desk\u201d champagne buttons will allow the hedge fund workers expected to be its occupants to order a celebratory drink after a \u201cgood day at the office\u201d.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">The buttons were inspired by one of Kylie Minogue and Tamara Ecclestone\u2019s favourite restaurants, nearby Bob Bob Ricard, where every table has a \u201cpress for champagne\u201d button.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Workers will be able to order cocktails or caviar, as well as bubbly, from the ground floor Sticks\u2019n\u2019Sushi restaurant. They will delivered to the relevant office floor by dumb waiterstyle lifts running through the building.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>On the bright side, they can&#8217;t do any worse than they did sober.<\/p>\n<p>Still, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?<\/p>\n<p>Also, this is not <i>The Onion<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hedge fund workers in London, England, have been given a button on their desk to order Champagne: Soho office workers will be able to order a glass of champagne for their desks at the touch of a button in a new \u00a3100 million \u201cfive-star\u201d development.The planned \u201cat desk\u201d champagne buttons will allow the hedge fund &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[368,364,456,476,597,406,403],"class_list":["post-180143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-corruption","tag-evil","tag-finance","tag-food","tag-inequality","tag-stupid","tag-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180143"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}