{"id":180285,"date":"2017-06-02T18:37:00","date_gmt":"2017-06-02T23:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/06\/02\/crap-5\/"},"modified":"2017-06-02T18:37:00","modified_gmt":"2017-06-02T23:37:00","slug":"crap-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/06\/02\/crap-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Crap!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was driving to pick up the kids from a graduation party, and I got rear ended on the Outer Loop of the Baltimore Beltway.<\/p>\n<p>I could drive home, and the EMTs took a look at me and took vitals, but this is a royal pain in the ass.<\/p>\n<p>The rear bumper and lower rear window (It&#8217;s a Prius) is trashed, and I was pushed into the truck in front of me.<\/p>\n<p>On the bright side, the car was driveable, and I took it home over local streets. <\/p>\n<p>Right now, I have a sore neck, a headache, and a bruise on my arm, and I am on hold with the insurance company.&nbsp; (The last one is most painful).<\/p>\n<p>I will need to stay awake for the next few hours just to be safe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was driving to pick up the kids from a graduation party, and I got rear ended on the Outer Loop of the Baltimore Beltway. I could drive home, and the EMTs took a look at me and took vitals, but this is a royal pain in the ass. The rear bumper and lower rear &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[423,542,482,422],"class_list":["post-180285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-40yrs","tag-automobile","tag-breaking-news","tag-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}