{"id":180338,"date":"2017-05-20T19:42:00","date_gmt":"2017-05-21T00:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/05\/20\/you-are-fing-kidding-me\/"},"modified":"2017-05-20T19:42:00","modified_gmt":"2017-05-21T00:42:00","slug":"you-are-fing-kidding-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/05\/20\/you-are-fing-kidding-me\/","title":{"rendered":"You Are F%$#ing Kidding Me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It appears that Donald Trump has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timesofisrael.com\/trump-said-to-nix-masada-tour-after-ban-on-helicopter-landing\/\">canceled a planned trip to Masada because they won&#8217;t let his helicopter on the site<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">US President Donald Trump reportedly canceled a visit and speech at the historic Masada desert fortress after the Israel Air Force informed him he would not be allowed to land his helicopter at the UNESCO-listed archaeological site. <\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">Trump subsequently removed Masada from his itinerary altogether, rather than taking the cable car to the top of the iconic mountain as had been suggested to him, Channel 2 reported.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color: blue;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"color: blue;\">He is set to deliver the major address of his Israel trip at Jerusalem\u2019s Israel Museum instead.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>He&#8217;s a f%$#ing orange stained infant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It appears that Donald Trump has canceled a planned trip to Masada because they won&#8217;t let his helicopter on the site: US President Donald Trump reportedly canceled a visit and speech at the historic Masada desert fortress after the Israel Air Force informed him he would not be allowed to land his helicopter at the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[573,394,488,406,403],"class_list":["post-180338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-donald-trump","tag-foreign-relations","tag-israel","tag-stupid","tag-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180338"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}