{"id":180439,"date":"2017-04-19T17:15:00","date_gmt":"2017-04-19T22:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/04\/19\/i-hate-fing-plants\/"},"modified":"2017-04-19T17:15:00","modified_gmt":"2017-04-19T22:15:00","slug":"i-hate-fing-plants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/04\/19\/i-hate-fing-plants\/","title":{"rendered":"I Hate F%$#ing Plants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Note the syntax here.<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;F%$#&#8221; is an adjective that modifies &#8220;plants&#8221;, not an adverb that modifies &#8220;hate&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>When I come out in the morning, the windshield of my car has a thin layer of dust on it.<\/p>\n<p>When I clean it off with the wipers, it turns out to be a yellow powder.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a thin layer of pollen, i.e. plant sperm, and it is making my life a living hell right now.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully Fexofenadine HCl (generic Allegra<sup>\u00ae<\/sup>) takes a bit of the edge off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note the syntax here. The &#8220;F%$#&#8221; is an adjective that modifies &#8220;plants&#8221;, not an adverb that modifies &#8220;hate&#8221;. When I come out in the morning, the windshield of my car has a thin layer of dust on it. When I clean it off with the wipers, it turns out to be a yellow powder. It&#8217;s &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[422,440],"class_list":["post-180439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-family","tag-medical"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180439"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}