{"id":180616,"date":"2017-02-28T21:25:00","date_gmt":"2017-03-01T02:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/02\/28\/not-enough-alcohol\/"},"modified":"2017-02-28T21:25:00","modified_gmt":"2017-03-01T02:25:00","slug":"not-enough-alcohol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/02\/28\/not-enough-alcohol\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Enough Alcohol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am not watching Donald Trump&#8217;s speech.<\/p>\n<p>There is not enough alcohol for me to watch him speak \u2026\u2026\u2026 In my house.<\/p>\n<p>There is not enough alcohol for me to watch him speak \u2026\u2026\u2026 In my Owings Mills.<\/p>\n<p>There is not enough alcohol for me to watch him speak \u2026\u2026\u2026 In Maryland.<\/p>\n<p>There is not enough alcohol for me to watch him speak \u2026\u2026\u2026 In the United States.<\/p>\n<p>There is not enough alcohol for me to watch him speak \u2026\u2026\u2026 In the world.<\/p>\n<p>There is not enough alcohol for me to watch him speak \u2026\u2026\u2026 In the cosmos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not watching Donald Trump&#8217;s speech. There is not enough alcohol for me to watch him speak \u2026\u2026\u2026 In my house. There is not enough alcohol for me to watch him speak \u2026\u2026\u2026 In my Owings Mills. There is not enough alcohol for me to watch him speak \u2026\u2026\u2026 In Maryland. There is not &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[573,403],"class_list":["post-180616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-donald-trump","tag-wanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180616"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180616"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180616\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}