{"id":180704,"date":"2017-01-27T19:51:00","date_gmt":"2017-01-28T00:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/01\/27\/i-am-losing-my-motherfing-mind\/"},"modified":"2017-01-27T19:51:00","modified_gmt":"2017-01-28T00:51:00","slug":"i-am-losing-my-motherfing-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/01\/27\/i-am-losing-my-motherfing-mind\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am Losing My Motherf%$#Ing Mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i1264.photobucket.com\/albums\/jj487\/TnV2004\/Airplane\/27de72af-2ea4-4659-acbe-589f50e3efee.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i1264.photobucket.com\/albums\/jj487\/TnV2004\/Airplane\/27de72af-2ea4-4659-acbe-589f50e3efee.jpg\" style=\"cursor: pointer; float: right; margin: 0px 0px 10px 10px;\" width=\"350\" \/><\/a>I was talking with Sharon<sup>*<\/sup> about our schedule for the weekend, and I noted that we needed to get me, &#8220;\u2026\u2026\u2026 Those things with aglets on the end.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I had forgotten the word for shoe laces, but I had remembered the word for the little tips of the shoelaces.<\/p>\n<p>Clearly, I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.<\/p>\n<p><sup>*<\/sup><span style=\"font-size: xx-small;\">Love of my life, light of the  cosmos, <span style=\"font-variant: small-caps; font-weight: bold;\">she  who must be obeyed<\/span>, my wife.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was talking with Sharon* about our schedule for the weekend, and I noted that we needed to get me, &#8220;\u2026\u2026\u2026 Those things with aglets on the end.&#8221; I had forgotten the word for shoe laces, but I had remembered the word for the little tips of the shoelaces. Clearly, I picked the wrong week &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[423,422,589],"class_list":["post-180704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-40yrs","tag-family","tag-insane"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180704"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180704"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180704\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}