{"id":180720,"date":"2017-01-23T18:26:00","date_gmt":"2017-01-23T23:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/01\/23\/its-official-3\/"},"modified":"2017-01-23T18:26:00","modified_gmt":"2017-01-23T23:26:00","slug":"its-official-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/01\/23\/its-official-3\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Official"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am the dullest motherf%$#er on the face of the Earth.<\/p>\n<p>I noted a while ago that <a href=\"http:\/\/40yrs.blogspot.com\/2016\/10\/my-life-is-effectively-over.html\">I had purchased a 2004 Toyota Prius<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I have been driving it for a while, and I noticed that I am enjoying it far more than any car I&#8217;ve ever driven.<\/p>\n<p>I just realized something:&nbsp; This is my midlife crisis car, and instead of something like an MG-TD, or an old Triumph, or a Karmann Ghia, or a Jaguar, or Fiat Spider, I bought a 13 year old used hybrid.<\/p>\n<p>They could market me as a sleeping aid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am the dullest motherf%$#er on the face of the Earth. I noted a while ago that I had purchased a 2004 Toyota Prius. I have been driving it for a while, and I noticed that I am enjoying it far more than any car I&#8217;ve ever driven. I just realized something:&nbsp; This is my &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[817],"class_list":["post-180720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180720"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}