{"id":180731,"date":"2017-01-20T18:33:00","date_gmt":"2017-01-20T23:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/01\/20\/selections-from-americas-finest-news-source\/"},"modified":"2017-01-20T18:33:00","modified_gmt":"2017-01-20T23:33:00","slug":"selections-from-americas-finest-news-source","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2017\/01\/20\/selections-from-americas-finest-news-source\/","title":{"rendered":"Selections from America&#8217;s Finest News Source"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion on the inauguration:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/article\/i-promise-work-tirelessly-achieve-my-campaigns-goa-55094\">\u2018I Promise To Work Tirelessly To Achieve My Campaign\u2019s Goals,\u2019 Threatens Trump In Terrifying Address<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/article\/trump-calms-nerves-inaugural-address-reminding-him-55095\">Trump Calms Nerves Before Inaugural Address By Reminding Himself He\u2019s The Only Person Who Actually Exists<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/article\/justice-roberts-stops-middle-oath-office-remind-au-55096\">Justice Roberts Stops In Middle Of Oath Of Office To Remind Audience This Just His Job<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/article\/departing-obama-tearfully-shoos-away-loyal-drone-f-55100\">Departing Obama Tearfully Shoos Away Loyal Drone Following Him Out Of White House<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/article\/biden-making-plans-go-completely-legit-after-vice--55107\">Biden Making Plans To Go Completely Legit After Vice Presidency<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/article\/jimmy-carter-contemplating-dying-right-here-and-no-55098\">Jimmy Carter Contemplating Dying Right Here And Now<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure if the Biden one or the drone one is the best.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion on the inauguration: \u2018I Promise To Work Tirelessly To Achieve My Campaign\u2019s Goals,\u2019 Threatens Trump In Terrifying Address Trump Calms Nerves Before Inaugural Address By Reminding Himself He\u2019s The Only Person Who Actually Exists Justice Roberts Stops In Middle Of Oath Of Office To Remind Audience This Just His Job Departing Obama Tearfully &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[386,374,390,514,454],"class_list":["post-180731","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-humor","tag-politics","tag-snark","tag-teotwawki","tag-white-house"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180731"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180731"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180731\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180731"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180731"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180731"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}