{"id":180977,"date":"2016-11-08T18:29:00","date_gmt":"2016-11-08T23:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2016\/11\/08\/i-will-be-drunk-blogging-the-election\/"},"modified":"2016-11-08T18:29:00","modified_gmt":"2016-11-08T23:29:00","slug":"i-will-be-drunk-blogging-the-election","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2016\/11\/08\/i-will-be-drunk-blogging-the-election\/","title":{"rendered":"I Will be Drunk Blogging the Election"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I will be bouncing around various channels, but here is the game<br \/>Take a sip:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Every mention of exit polls.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Any mention of the ground game.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Any mention of millennials.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;Take 2 sips:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Any mention of Reagan.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Any mention of Bill Clinton&#8217;s penis.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>The word &#8220;Battle Ground&#8221;.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>The Democrats regain control of the Senate.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Someone disparages millennials.&nbsp; <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Take a full shot:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>CNN unveils a stupid flashy tech gimmick.<\/li>\n<li>Evan McMullin wins Utah.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Race is called for a candidate.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Voting problems in Florida.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Trump Refuses to Concede.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>Trump starts trying to sell the Trump network.<\/li>\n<li>A winner is declared.<\/li>\n<li>The Republicans retain control of the Senate.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<li>The Democrats regain control of the House.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Finish off the bottle:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>When they rip off their masks and reveal themselves to be <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kang_and_Kodos\">Kang and Kodos<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Trump admits that this was actually the greatest practical joke of all time.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Screw it.&nbsp; I&#8217;m just going to wing it, starting at 9:00pm, after I pick up Charlie from his youth group. <\/p>\n<ul><\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will be bouncing around various channels, but here is the gameTake a sip: Every mention of exit polls.&nbsp; Any mention of the ground game.&nbsp; Any mention of millennials.&nbsp; &nbsp;Take 2 sips: Any mention of Reagan.&nbsp; Any mention of Bill Clinton&#8217;s penis.&nbsp; The word &#8220;Battle Ground&#8221;.&nbsp; The Democrats regain control of the Senate.&nbsp; Someone disparages &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[837,799,823],"class_list":["post-180977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-food","tag-politics","tag-presidential-campaign"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180977"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=180977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180977\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=180977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=180977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=180977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}