{"id":181046,"date":"2016-10-19T20:05:00","date_gmt":"2016-10-20T01:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2016\/10\/19\/dont-try-this-at-home-folks\/"},"modified":"2016-10-19T20:05:00","modified_gmt":"2016-10-20T01:05:00","slug":"dont-try-this-at-home-folks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2016\/10\/19\/dont-try-this-at-home-folks\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Try This at Home, Folks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am doing the debate drinking game.  It is the only way that I can tolerate listening to either of them.<\/p>\n<p>Here is what I have for phrases or actions that would lead to a drink.<\/p>\n<p>There is a non-zero risk of alcohol poisoning:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Clinton says<\/b>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Take A Sip<\/b>\n<ul>\n<li>Temperament.<\/li>\n<li>Barack Obama<\/li>\n<li>Email<\/li>\n<li>Khan<\/li>\n<li>David Duke<\/li>\n<li>Central Park Five<\/li>\n<li>Elizabeth Warren<\/li>\n<li>Nuclear codes<\/li>\n<li>\u201cMidnight in America\u201d <\/li>\n<li>Lie<\/li>\n<li>Love Trumps hate<\/li>\n<li>Dorothy (Her mom&#8217;s hardscrabble upbringing)<\/li>\n<li>I apologize.<\/li>\n<li>Birther<\/li>\n<li>Coughing<\/li>\n<li>Glass ceiling<\/li>\n<li>Shimmying Shoulders<\/li>\n<li>Casinos<\/li>\n<li>\u201cThere you go again\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Con.<\/li>\n<li>Grope<\/li>\n<li>Assange<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li><b>Finish Your Drink<\/b>\n<ul>\n<li>Deplorables<\/li>\n<li>Lewinsky<\/li>\n<li>It Takes a village<\/li>\n<li>Millennial<\/li>\n<li>Anthony Weiner<\/li>\n<li>The Apprentice<\/li>\n<li>Ivana<\/li>\n<li>Melania.<\/li>\n<li>Fingers<\/li>\n<li>White nationalism<\/li>\n<li>Pussy<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li><b>Trump says:<br \/><\/b>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Take A Sip<\/b>\n<ul>\n<li>Deplorable<\/li>\n<li>Email<\/li>\n<li>Locker room<\/li>\n<li>Crooked <\/li>\n<li>Benghazi<\/li>\n<li>\u201cBelieve me<\/li>\n<li>Loser<\/li>\n<li>Neurotic<\/li>\n<li>China<\/li>\n<li>San Bernardino<\/li>\n<li>In hell<\/li>\n<li>Sarah Root<\/li>\n<li>\u201cExtremely careless\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Weak <\/li>\n<li>Bernie Sanders<\/li>\n<li>Tweet<\/li>\n<li>Weiner<\/li>\n<li>Polls<\/li>\n<li>Enters Clinton\u2019s personal space<\/li>\n<li>Repeal and replace<\/li>\n<li>Sniffles<\/li>\n<li>Rigged<\/li>\n<li>Drugs<\/li>\n<li>Firebomb (v)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li><b>Finish Your Drink<\/b>\n<ul>\n<li>The N-word<\/li>\n<li>\u201cSchlonged\u201d<\/li>\n<li>Bigly<\/li>\n<li>Skittles<\/li>\n<li>Lewinsky <\/li>\n<li>I apologize<\/li>\n<li>Fingers <\/li>\n<li>Pocahontas  <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li><b>Other<br \/><\/b>\n<ul>\n<li><b>Take a sip<\/b>\n<ul>\n<li>Audience groans or boos<\/li>\n<li>They ignore the moderator<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li><b>Finish Your Drink<\/b>\n<ul>\n<li>Puablo Naruda is referenced to<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li><b>Polish Off The Whole F%$#Ing Bottle<\/b>\n<ul>\n<li>A streaker runs across the stage<\/li>\n<li>Chris Wallace storms off in disgust<\/li>\n<li>They decide to hold a dance off<\/li>\n<li>Zombie Reagan appears and eats their brains<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>My live blogging will be mostly about drinking.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am doing the debate drinking game. It is the only way that I can tolerate listening to either of them. Here is what I have for phrases or actions that would lead to a drink. There is a non-zero risk of alcohol poisoning: Clinton says Take A Sip Temperament. Barack Obama Email Khan David &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[762,807,801,799,823],"class_list":["post-181046","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-donald-trump","tag-hillary-clinton","tag-media","tag-politics","tag-presidential-campaign"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181046"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=181046"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181046\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=181046"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=181046"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=181046"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}