{"id":181357,"date":"2016-07-21T18:57:00","date_gmt":"2016-07-21T23:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2016\/07\/21\/the-oracle-of-delphi-has-nothing-on-the-onion\/"},"modified":"2016-07-21T18:57:00","modified_gmt":"2016-07-21T23:57:00","slug":"the-oracle-of-delphi-has-nothing-on-the-onion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/2016\/07\/21\/the-oracle-of-delphi-has-nothing-on-the-onion\/","title":{"rendered":"The Oracle of Delphi Has Nothing on The Onion"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; float: right; margin: 0px 10px; padding: 5px; text-align: center; width: 330px;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"180\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jjonGtrCyVE\" width=\"320\"><\/iframe><br \/><i>The Onion:&nbsp; Nostra-Dumb-Ass<\/i><\/div>\n<p>In November 2012, <i>The Onion<\/i> suggested that a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/video\/after-obama-victory-shrieking-white-hot-sphere-of--30284\"><b><span style=\"font-size: 100%; font-variant: small-caps;\">Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage<\/span><\/b><\/a> would be the favored Republican nominee in 2016:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"color: blue;\">Sources say the screaming orb might be the only potential candidate that would tap into Republicans&#8217; deep-seated, seething fury after this election.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Look at the video.&nbsp; <b><span style=\"font-size: 100%; font-variant: small-caps;\">The Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage<\/span><\/b> is indistinguishable from Donald Trump.<\/p>\n<p><i>The Onion<\/i> is not staffed by comedians, it is staffed by psychics.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion:&nbsp; Nostra-Dumb-Ass In November 2012, The Onion suggested that a Shrieking White-Hot Sphere Of Pure Rage would be the favored Republican nominee in 2016: Sources say the screaming orb might be the only potential candidate that would tap into Republicans&#8217; deep-seated, seething fury after this election. Look at the video.&nbsp; The Shrieking White-Hot Sphere &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[963,1011,977,1027],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-181357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-donald-trump","category-history","category-presidential-campaign","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181357"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=181357"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181357\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=181357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=181357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.panix.com\/~msaroff\/40years\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=181357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}